- I think I have the flu. My superhuman immune system is failing me!
- My poor dog is sick and the vet's medicine doesn't seem to help.
- A huge swarm of bazillion angry wasps have decided to make a next in the crevice of one of my outside walls. I was alerted to this by the menacing drone I could hear inside.
- The forecast calls for thunderstorms. "Thunderstorms may contain tornadoes." I think that last sentence should end with an exclamation point or something, don't you?
- I have to be back at school at 6:00 for a new parent meet and greet... but I think I'm going to pass on that.
- I have been officially bumped back down to the substitute rolls again. Well, it was fun being regent while it lasted.
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
List of things that are wrong
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I think the sentence "Thunderstorms may contain tornados" should end with an ominously suggestive elipsis.
I'm still terrified of tornadoes even though everyone tells me that the risk of a tornado hitting my house twice is very slim.
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