List of things that are wrong

• I think I have the flu. My superhuman immune system is failing me!
• My poor dog is sick and the vet's medicine doesn't seem to help.
• A huge swarm of bazillion angry wasps have decided to make a next in the crevice of one of my outside walls. I was alerted to this by the menacing drone I could hear inside.
• The forecast calls for thunderstorms. "Thunderstorms may contain tornadoes." I think that last sentence should end with an exclamation point or something, don't you?
• I have to be back at school at 6:00 for a new parent meet and greet... but I think I'm going to pass on that.
• I have been officially bumped back down to the substitute rolls again. Well, it was fun being regent while it lasted.