Today was the 100th day of school. I wore a T-shirt that I had drawn 100 insects on, because I'm buggy. Or I have the DTs or something. Hard to believe it's been one hundred days of school; the year's flown by so fast. So far, no one has caught on that I'm a fraud who isn't qualified to teach gym.
We had to go back to school from 7:00-9:00 p.m. to listen to some schmuck talk boringly about modern fatherhood (his message, in essence: pay attention to your kids!).
I sure am tired.