Loaded XIV

Hypotheticals: If you were nominated for a Nobel prize, what would it be for?
That's hardly likely, but I suppose it would be for literature. I'm hopeless at the other fields.

Anything Goes: What American city does not deserve a place on the map? Why?
What the hell?

No-Brainers: What is your most admired athlete of all time?
Jackie Robinson, for breaking the color barrier with dignity, pride and restraint.

Personals: What is the most common compliment that people give you?
That I'm funny. I know, big deal, right?