The kids at work were arguing today about who was what superhero.  They all wanted to be Batman.  Naturally, I played the peacemaker (not the one with the gun) and assigned them roles.  "You're Aquaman," I said, pointing to B.  I made another one Batman, another Wonder Woman, another Hawkgirl, and so on.  Then they asked me, "Who is R?"
Now, R is a child who is special, as in the Olympics.  He's also rather hefty.  He's not obese like some unfortunate kids; but he comes from East European origins and carries a lot of genetically-programmed weight on him.  So I looked into his round, grinning face and said, "He's Bouncing Boy."  And what do you know?  One kid had heard of Bouncing Boy.  I think he's on a cartoon about the Legion,  but I've never seen it.
Anyway.  I am turning my preschoolers into nerds.
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Somewhat apropos, in that it deals with the permeation of popular icons and characters into the national consciousness, I received a spam email that contained a silhouette of a cowboy on a horse facing a silhouette of a camel.  Above this picture were the words: "Which do you prefer?"
I only looked at the thing for the nanosecond it took to delete it, but in that time, I was baffled.  Why would I have any preference between a cowboy and a camel?  Was it, I reflected, giving the spam letter another picosecond of my precious mental attention, some kind of USA vs the Arab world thing, with the cowboy as America and the camel representing Islam?
A few dozen emails later, I got another of the same spam letters.  This time, the screen had scrolled down a bit farther, and I saw that the images represented two brands of cigarettes.
I am so removed from the worlds of smoking and advertising (I don't have a TV and haven't listened to the radio in years) that this never would have occurred to me.  I guess I'm not the target audience for that particular scam.
Friday, October 13, 2006
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