Friday, March 14, 2008

We're all gonna die like hoboes

So President Evil has mentioned that we're heading for economic "rough times." No shit, Sherlock. Gee, I wonder why that is? Could it be the ungodly fucking amount we're spending on the bloody war to secure Iraq's oil supply? Could it be your greedy evil tax cuts for the super-rich and corporations, denying the federal budget a big slice of needed revenue?

I read that foreign merchants are accepting dollars less and less. In India, they want rupees more than they want dollars. American merchants here in America are taking goddamn euros. The dollar is incredibly weak and oil's at a high, and oil companies are raking in record profits.

Look at this goddamn graph of our national debt! President Evil took the budget surplus Clinton accumulated (fixing all the evil that Reagan and Bush the First wreaked in their terms), and he took the global goodwill and the high job creation, and he's given us massive debt, unemployment, and the contempt of the civilized world.

Anything this retard does is a massive fuck-up. His stupid abstinence program has resulted in an increase in teen pregnancy (which fell dramatically during the Clinton years, because Clinton actually funded programs that help prevent it, while President Evil slashed them mercilessly). We have higher pollution rates, a castrated EPA, and unsafe food packed with bear bile from our soon-to-be-overlords the Chinese.

Holy crap, remember when the United States wasn't a third-world country?

Although it was funny when people call Bush "President Chimp" or "President Chump" or the like, I've decided that it's disingenuous and dangerous. it implies a jolly, inept fellow fucking everything up because of some hack-handedness. No. No, he's doing it on purpose: he has an agenda, and it's to destroy America so a few very rich people can get richer. He's evil, pure and simple.


Michael5000 said...

Hmm, I don't really believe in evil geniuses, and if I did I wouldn't think that Bush was one of them. "President Chump" seems like a fairly reasonable assessment to me.

To be sure, he has been a staggering fuckup of a President, but only in that he has been fairly true to what he said he would do from the outset. Involving us in another protracted occupation just a few decades after Vietnam was pretty much guaranteed to bankrupt us again, but it's not like he was ever subtle about his intentions to do it. Enough people voted for him, twice, that he could quasi-reasonably be installed in office, and that is a real shame.

What continues to baffle me is why so many people continue to regard Ronald Reagan with anything but the deepest contempt. He is the one who truly squandered the national treasury -- your graph shows that easily enough -- and he did it without even the excuse of a bona fide military adventure. (Granada? Fucking PLEASE!) ((also, the oft-spouted idea that he somehow "brought down the Soviet Union" is so ridiculous, on so many levels, that it makes my head spin. Don't get me started.))

Chance said...

No, I am intrigued by your views and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

However, it must be noted that I am not saying Bush is an evil Genius. Just an evil guy in charge of a plan thought up by a cabal of other evil people (Cheney, Rumsfeld, etc).