I took this long but fairly amusing test:
Innergeek Geek Test
And it turns out I am 17.357% Geek.
...Which is cool with me. Whatev, y'know?
It is a much more thorough test, with a broader definition of "geek," than this one, which proclaimed me a whopping 54% Geek.
Though that might be a bit more accurate. I'm startlingly geeky. Taking two "Are you a Geek" tests online pretty much speaks for itself, come to think of it.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to crank They Might Be Giants' Flood while I read Greg Rucka's Hiketeia.