I guess it's meme week or something?

No school today because of the epidermis-thin sheet of ice on the roads that was gone by 11:00 a.m. Hot on the heels of my non-meme of Monday, here's a meme that Dave just made up.

Name 5 things (about you) that are not true, but that you wouldn't mind if people thought they were.

My twist on this is I will list things that are half true.

1. As a child actor, I once recorded an audiobook with a very young Brad Pitt.
   


2. I was born and schooled in England.


3. I won heaps of money on a fiendishly difficult national quiz show.


4. After we got divorced, my ex-wife became the notorious lesbian ringleader of a prominent Wiccan coven that became involved in a sex orgy scandal.
   


5. I was expelled from college for an altercation in which a biker got stabbed.
   

The less vivid truth:

1. It was actually the totally unknown kid from deservedly obscure TV series "Benji, Zax & the Alien Prince." He was still an arrogant prick though.
   
2. My father was schooled in England, not me.
   
3. I lost.
4. She became a Buddhist.
5. I was suspended, it was a student, and no one got stabbed.