Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I guess it's meme week or something?

No school today because of the epidermis-thin sheet of ice on the roads that was gone by 11:00 a.m. Hot on the heels of my non-meme of Monday, here's a meme that Dave just made up.

Name 5 things (about you) that are not true, but that you wouldn't mind if people thought they were.

My twist on this is I will list things that are half true.
  1. As a child actor, I once recorded an audiobook with a very young Brad Pitt.

  2. I was born and schooled in England.

  3. I won heaps of money on a fiendishly difficult national quiz show.

  4. After we got divorced, my ex-wife became the notorious lesbian ringleader of a prominent Wiccan coven that became involved in a sex orgy scandal.

  5. I was expelled from college for an altercation in which a biker got stabbed.
The less vivid truth:
  1. It was actually the totally unknown kid from deservedly obscure TV series "Benji, Zax & the Alien Prince." He was still an arrogant prick though.
  2. My father was schooled in England, not me.
  3. I lost.
  4. She became a Buddhist.
  5. I was suspended, it was a student, and no one got stabbed.


daveawayfromhome said...

damn, yours is better than mine.

Churlita said...

Half-truths are always more fun than whole truths.

Michael5000 said...

You recorded an audiobook?

You were married?

Man, I'm always learning stuff on this blog.