Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The wrong eyes to go searching behind

A while back, I was walking in a parking lot when a twitchy, wild-eyed vagrant lady approached me and started giving me her spiel about being a Katrina victim and so on when all of a sudden she stopped cold, looked deep into my face, and said:

"Ohhhh, my, you have the most beautiful eyes... If I were ten years younger..."

Then she asked me for bus fare.


Today, I went to visit my father at the physical therapy center. A large, semi-literate, foul-mouthed woman who's in for drug addiction sat at his table. He told me later that she'd said to him that I was the "sexiest man she'd ever seen."

Cue Simpsons-esque disgusted shudder.


The other day at work, I saw two kindergarten girls, not in my class, in the hall who said they were going to "date" me. When I asked them what that meant, they collapsed into giggles.

You just wait twenty-five years, girls. You'll wonder what you were ever thinking.


Churlita said...

Hey, the honeys, both young and old alike are into you. Good for you. It's got to be nice to know you still got it.

DJSassafrass said...

Holy crap what an ego boosting day--that's awesome!

Chance said...

Oh, I kinda came away with the opposite feeling.