Now doth time waste me

I had a bad day at work today. Let's just say I had to go home in the middle of the day to change clothes, because --- and this is a rather obscure euphemism, so read between the lines --- a kid peed on me. Damn kids.

I went back to The Job at 6:00 p.m. to watch some kids during the parent meeting. Glutton for punishment.


Was ever book containing such vile matter so fairly bound?