More mild meme madness

As usual, the Load Questions idea is from here.

Hypotheticals: If you could ask the president of the country one question, what would it be?
Just one? But I have so many. (For example: "Iran? Really?" Or "Why do so many of your pals and cronies need immunity if they haven't done anything wrong?" Or "Why the hell don't you resign, you coke-snorting, ignorant hypocrite?") But I guess I'd have to go with: "Why do you let corporations dictate public policy at the expense of the American people's welfare?"

Anything Goes: Fill in the blank: ______ stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
Your mom. Ha! Zing!

No-Brainers: What do you consider to be the most dangerous creature on Earth?
People, of course. They desecrate the sacred, ravage and despoil all that's good and healthy in their environment, and kill one another in large numbers for their own amusement. I'm much more worried about ignorant teenagers with guns than tigers or sharks or even toxic parasites.

Personals: What have you tried in life, and simply were not good at?
Getting along with certain people.